This web site has been deemed inappropriate and removed until further notice.  In accordance with the Patriot Act (section 4.311.92) all persons who have logged onto this web site and been redirected to this page have permitted the Department of Homeland Security to access and download personal information from your computer via your internet connection, which we have done.  Your name has been submitted for possible inclusion on the Terrorist Watch List.  You will be investigated and notified of our decision.  
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